shavingryansprivates: i was on a plane once and i got pretzels from the little snack cart and when...

shavingryansprivates:

i was on a plane once and i got pretzels from the little snack cart and when i opened the bag, the pretzels started screaming things like “YOU LOOK NICE TODAY” and “YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR” and i was really confused so i asked the flight attendant what was up and he was like “oh yeah, the food on this flight is complimentary”