School tomorrow [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
School tomorrow [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
View Articlewhen youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the...
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
View Articleb-nksy: I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor...
b-nksy:I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
View Articlejoycemannerism: I have no idea what I’m doing.
joycemannerism:I have no idea what I’m doing.
View Articleescapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified...
escapistaz:If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
View Articlecrayolaxmonster: tayvengeance: 4rcticmonkey: Sometimes i talk in song lyrics...
crayolaxmonster:tayvengeance:4rcticmonkey:Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even noticesometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one noticesSometimes I talk and nobody notices
View Articlemacknomore: dvniela: If you ever get sad, remember that...
macknomore:dvniela:If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”Gives a whole new meaning toit’s better down where it’s wetter
View Article"The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die."
“The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.” - Juliette Lewis (via fleshscars)
View Articlebullied: i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then...
bullied:i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
View Articledalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together...
dalestuckies:i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
View Articlestarkywarky: captainsbooty: what if we’re all characters in a book WHAT IF...
starkywarky:captainsbooty:what if we’re all characters in a bookWHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
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